Donna: "Excuse me, Jackie, when exactly did you lose your soul?"

Jackie: "Um, cheerleading camp."

Who's been watching their That 70's Show boxed sets? This kid right here.

P.s., I doing better than I was yesterday (and the day before), for all ye who wonder. Those who checked up on me and prayed for me, thanks! You are swell.

I'm going to Christmas Village for a little while today. Pictures will be taken of the crazy crap that people sell to stupid people for jacked-up prices (i.e., propane tanks decorated as pigs and turkeys and such).

That's all I really have for the time being. We're 'bout to go to Michael's craft store. Sweet blissful joy right there. Love me some craft stores.

Peace out homies.

The End.

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I just found this awesometastic new International Trailer for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Excited? Yes. Yes, very.

Visit this link for it: http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/harry-potter-and-half-blood-prince/feature-trailer

Your words tell me I'm wrong, but your actions -- and the lack of your actions -- SCREAM I'm right.

Prove me wrong.

I'm not okay.

"The idea of an election is much more interesting to me than the election itself..."

"The act of voting is in itself the defining moment."

Hello children!

It is Election Day.

GO VOTE!

The End.

"She wants to know if we're secretly dating."

"And she wants to know how you feel about me."

P.s., This post is for Ashley. Just for Ashley.

P.p.s., And then it is for all of those who have read the Twilight series and need a good laugh. Or for anyone who needs a good laugh. Well, at least I hope it gives a good laugh.

Dear Diary,

I've never felt like this about anyone before. I've finally found the perfect guy...ever! His name is Edward Cullen. When I mean perfect, I mean perfect. He's beautiful, he's a gentleman, he's thoughtful, he's just...AMAZING!

I've never been so happy! I'm on cloud 9!

But, I have to admit that although I am beyond floating in euphoria about him, I am also heartbroken because all my friends tell me that it will never happen with me and Edward because he's a fictional character. But he's not! He's real! I know with all my heart and all my being that he is real! He is...

I've tried over and over to express my feelings for him to him, but the words fail me every time. If only I could tell him, to let him know, maybe he would feel the same way and want to be with me like I want to be with him.

I don't know...

Dear Edward,

I wish I knew how to quit you...

So...there you go everyone. Enjoy.

Peace out.

The End.