"I'm sorry Snapple,"

"you're always right." -- Daniel Tosh

Hello children!

So, I have a confession to make. Ready? Here it goes.

Dear Diary,

I have recently come to enjoy watching Chelsea Lately on E!. She's absolutely crass and mean, but she's flippin' hilarious. Is it wrong that I'm enjoying this. Probably more than likely... Buuuuuuut, I'm okay with that. The End.

Yeah, so that was basically it.

Random story #1 ('cause I'm not sure if I have another random story to post, I'll just cover some grounds and call this one #1): My mom's bff got a dog for Valentine's Day. This this looks like a Pokemon. No lie. I feel the need to try to catch it in a little plastic ball. Seeing as how in the real world we don't have a device that will suck it up into a ball with a bolt of lightening I'll have to settle for a hamster ball. Gotta catch 'em all! The End.

Random story #2 (good call on numbering these things): I a) totally have a celeb crush on Matthew Mcfadyen as of last night watching the new Pride and Prejudice for the who knows how many times, b) totally have a female crush on Rosamund Pike (strictly in I think she's absolutely beautiful and I want to be her friend and nothing more; don't read too much into it people) who plays Jane in the new P&P and finally c) I would L-O-V-E it if I lived back in the day during the times/eras of Jane Austen's works. Seriously. I'm for it. The End.

I think that's all for tonight, kiddies. It's pouring rain outside and I'm lovin' the sound of it hitting the ground and the roof and whatever is metal on our back porch. Not gonna enjoy it if I go to sleep and it crashes big thunder. That will not be so enjoyable.

Anyway. Peace out, homies.

The End.