"What doesn't kill you..."

"...will still just eat you alive."

What's crackalackin' kiddies? Every thing alrighty-ighty? Yes? Yes. Good!

Not too much life updates and interesting anecdotes and whatnots for today's post, just some good ol' giggle worthy randomness. Always good.

Not sure if I mentioned this in the blog-a-roo yet, but I'm going back to Fairmont, NC to play in the Joyful Noise 2009 music festival. All kinds of pimped-out excitement goin' on about this soon to come trip and event. I'll post more details and such later in a big-fat-plug-for-the-festival post.

Um...that's all I can think of. I think this is partially because I'm just really impatient to post these two next things. hahaha! Hey. My blog. My Rules. The End.

Onward!

What's In A Name (or as I like to call it, Alon, The Green Tea! What, what!)

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Alison Branyon

2. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother's and father's middle name): Mary Neil

3. NASCAR NAME (first name of your mother's dad + father's dad): Abb Ural

4. STAR WARS NAME (first 3 letters of your last name + first 3 of your first): Braal

5. DETECTIVE NAME (favorite color + animal): Blue Cat

6. SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name + town you were born): Broek Birmingham

7. SUPERHERO NAME ("THE" + 2nd fav. color + fav. drink): The Green Tea

8. FLY NAME (1st 2 letters of 1st name + last 2 letters of last name): Alon

9. STREET NAME (fav. ice cream flavor + fav. cookie): Banana Pudding Oreo

10. ROCK STAR NAME (current pet's name + current street name): Carraway

11.PORN NAME (1st pet's name + street you grew up on OR state you grew up in): Valentine Second Street

12. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (1st 3 letters of real name + IZZLE): Aliizzle

13. YOUR GOTH NAME (BLACK + name of one of your pets): Black Angel

14. STRIPPER NAME (name of fav. perfume/cologne + fav. candy): Cool Water KitKat

Seriously... That's just good fun right there...

One Word (or as I like to call it..., One Word? Crap! I need a thesaurus....)

Your cell phone: chair

Your hair: dirty

Your father: working

Your favorite thing: music

Your dream last night: forgotten

Your favorite drink: tea

Your dream/goal: faithfulness

The room you are in: den

Your fear: solitary

Where do you want to be in 6 years: married

Muffins: blueberry

One of your wish list items: Dyson

Where you grew up: Birmingham

The last thing you did: tinkled

What are you wearing: clothes

Your TV: on

Your pets: dead

Your computer: Mac

Your life: incomplete

Your mood: chill

Missing someone: possibility

Your car: blue

Favorite store: book

Your summer: awesometastic

Your favorite color: blue

When is the last time you laughed: hours

Last time you cried: days

Aaaaaaand spent. That's all. Peacin' out 'cause we have company at the house now.

The End.