"What’s the ratio of Stanley nickels to Schrute bucks?"

"Same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns."

Okay, okay, okay. The Office gods are smiling down upon me. Two in one week!

In my previous post I mentioned about the Dwight Schrute definition of a hero, tonight...at choir practice...The Jinx and No Coke.

Seriously! This is crazy funny!

So, my friend Ashley and I are sitting in choir practice and the choir director tells the choir we'll be leaving soon and we turn to each other, at the same time, say, "Promises, promises." And after a split-second pause Ashley says, "Jinx!"

We both start laughing... Me silently and she quietly -- we're still in choir.

We are absolutely in a fit of laughter because we just keep thinking about the episode of The Office when Pam jinxes Jim and he can't talk all day because the vending machine is out of cokes. It is a definite funny episode that you must see if you haven't already.

Anyway. So, I go along with the rules and don't speak. Ashley's crackin' up because 1) I'm going along with this in honor of the show and 2) she keeps threatening to call me out and put me in a position to speak when, technically, I can't -- just like Pam did to Jim. Then, as choir is rapping up a few people are talking to me which makes Ashley laugh even more which makes me get a tough case of giggles.

Oh! Did I mention I didn't have money to go to the vending machine? Yeah... I totally wrote a note and bummed it off of someone, booked it to the gym, bought a coke and ran back to Ashley...who was laughing, still, at me.

Okay, it was funny to us.

The End.

"You look cute today, Dwight."

Dwight: "Thanks, girl."

So...as I mentioned before, I have very much gotten into The Office. You watch these episodes and wonder, "Man, when could I possibly put something in Jell-O?" or, "Wow, when could I use that Dwight quote, because that's really a rare moment in real life that that would come up."

I GOT MY MOMENT TODAY IN SUNDAY SCHOOL!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

No lie.

So, as our S.S. leader is beginning lesson, the first question out of her mouth is, "What's your definition of a 'hero'?"

A light from Heaven shone down upon our classroom and a host of angels sang. It was beautiful. You almost could cry, it was that beautiful (why would I lie about this?).

I looked across at Ryan (one of those who has contributed to my new fandom of this show), smile, and began to quote (not word-for-word...not there yet) Dwight's definition of a hero. We just started laughing. I couldn't even finish saying it without laughing. It was too perfect.

I mean, seriously?! That's not typical, everyday conversation right there...

Anyway. One of the two Dwight's def. of a hero quotes is as followed:

"The guys who wake up every morning and go into their normal jobs, and get a distress call from the commissioner, and take off their glasses and change into capes, and fly around fighting crime. Those are the real heroes."

That's really all I have to say... I'm still over the moon about this.

The End.

P.s., I took the Official NBC's Which Office Character Are You quiz, and I was Pam. Totally didn't rig it to come out like that either.

"Have you ever...pooped...a balloon?"

"...No, you cannot have one of my kidneys. Go geta monkey kidney."

So, I would like to thank all of those who had some sort of involvement/contribution to my getting into LOST and The Office...the weird dreams are still going on. Imagine LOST meets The Office. It really is weird, kids...really weird.

Moving on! Updates, updates, updates...

I opened up for D Watts back on Feb. 16th (for those who missed the last post), and it went well. It was very much nerves galore. Hahaha! I very much appreciamated all those who were able to come and hear and support me. If I didn't have to so much speak in front of people...that have known me for...since I was born...the nerves may not have been that bad in the speaking area. Anyway. I couldn't hear my guitar because of the blenders going off. I should probably invest in an in-ear monitor for future purposes...probably best after I get a job.

At this point in time I would like to give a shout-out to mah b.f.f., Becca. 

Missing you this cold and flu holiday season. Happy Holidays!

Hey! Sicky... When are you gonna stop being sick so we can hang out?

  

Totally made these and the icon at the top of this post.

So, Friday night the loverly BCM affiliated with UAB held a Dodgeball-a-Thon sort of thingy at our church. I think it was supposed to go from 6p.m. til 12a.m., but we all left about 10:45ish... But it was so much good fun playing!...except for the part of waking up and not being able to move all that well the morning after. Yeah, I am completely sore. I mean, fight back the tears when you sneeze sort of pain. Oh! And if you have a sudden need to run to the bathroom to go pee from drinking 3 bottles of water...you can't! Is that a personal story? Possibly.

Speaking of which, I'm feeling a tickle...I should probably attempt to get up out of the bed and make my way to the toilet. So, on that note, I shall say, "Peace out my homies."

Peace out my homies.

The End.